Dream Guy VERSUS Dead Beat

This list came about during an innocent brainstorming session with my smart and talented friend, Amanda. I hope you like this wisdom as much as we liked preparing it. What to do when you're just not sure which category your guy falls in, just consult the guidelines below. With kind regards, Amanda and Jessica (Ms. Date Guru), future New York Times Best Selling Authors.

DREAM GUY:

- Confident
- Successful/Ambitious
- Supportive, Caring
- Has a connection with me and attraction
- Security (ability to provide)
- Takes Initiative
- Strong enough to carry me to the bed without struggling
- Tall (5'10" - 6'3")
- Sense of Humor (prevents awkward situations)
- Does not stumble over his words when he is talking to you
- His actions speak louder than his words
- Says more than "good morning" and "goodnight" when he sits across from you at the office for a year
- Puts up a good chase(persistent) and earns the catch
- Doesn't kill the suspense
- last but not least...dark hair

DEAD END DUDE:

- Lying
- Won't Give Real Name
- Makes Excuses ("My Mom says I don't spend enough time at home. So I can't come over, can you come to my house?! *Age 24*)
- Makes plans then cancels, then asks if you want to hang out rather late
- Tries to keep you a secret
- Has a lame job/no job
- Lives with Mommy and Daddy
- Is all talk
- Dead-end ambition
- Lack of Focus
- Does not prioritize me
- Being a Hero (ditches me to break up a fight and be a superhero)
- Vain
- Goofball/Clown
- Grabs my face
- Doesn't want a yacht
- bulky Meat Heads /Jersey Shore guys